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“halo…”

“iya betul… ini siapa ya?”

“ooo! heee lhah mbak yu thooo, piye kabare, mbak yu?”

“apik, apik… yo like this lah..”

“aku saiki right here wae, ora ngendi-ngendi. lhaaa wong meh nang endi. nang endi wae yo all the same, yo mbak yu. must nggolek dhuwit juga.”

“oh yo still. opo meneh nek dudu kuwi. selama feeding me and make my dapur ngebul yo tak lakoni. lha mbak yu dhewe how?”

“ooo ho’oh tho? still living in there?”

..

“berarti cedhak karo your nephew kae yo?”

“oh lho kok? bisane?”

lhoh, bukane your nephew’s wife ki sing wong suroboyo kae tho?”

“oh not tho.. sek-sek, iki which ponakan yo mbak yu?”

“eee kuwi ponakanmu tho! lha kok i just know! whai dhon yhu ngomong-ngomong?”

“haha, ho’oh juga ya…”

“piye what’s the matter?”

“mmm…”

“mmm…”

“lha saiki piye? anything new?”

“mmm…”

“mmm… oh so ngono tho… pantesan yo aku met him waktu itu kok ya strange-strange piyeee gitu.”

“lha sakjane yo at that time i’ve already ngandhani. yo dudu ngandhani tenan sih… ming nge-warning, ngeke’i clue gitu loh. nggak taunya nggak dicandhak tho, clue-nya.”

“ho’oh, mbak yu. aku already told him about kuwi, ning yo dhe’ne ming manthuk-manthuk thok. aku thought his o’redhi ghat the petunjuk, ternyata…”

“yo tapi yo you can’t really nyalahin tho mbak yu. wong he also whont lho.”

“iya i meant, everybody wis ngandhani, ngasih tau, tapi tetep he went through. mungkin dhe’ne already siap kali ya?”

“o ngono tho. kok mbak yu ngerti?”

“ho’oh, bener-bener. memang itu his sister agak aneh a little bit. ndak very clear kalo ngomong. maunya apa… ngomongnya i don’t know what…”

“ah kalo gitu yo berarti he didn’t want to dibilangin–”

“iya, itu maksudnya. susah dikandhani.”

“eh, eh, eh, but aku pernah eavesdropping loh. sakjane itu kan not really like that.”

“iya! not like that lah! lagian if it were, too impossible iso dadi!”

“yo memang weird, tapi kan kalo in the realitynya like this?”

“makanya sebaiknya kita be careful and aware, mbak yu. jangan sampe buying it lah. rugi sendiri nanti kita kemakan their bluffs.”

“oh.. haha ho’oh.”

“iya bener, bener…”

“ga lah. i sih already understand situasine yo mesthi ngerti lah nek the signals muncul.”

“moh! too much kalo untuk itu, mbak yu. suruh jadi wasit-nya wae. gelem aku.”

“hahahaha. eh tapi mbak yu is alright kan? now maksudnya. ga kena influence apapun?”

“aduuuh.. so gimana gitu?”

“ya ampuuun god…”

“ya god, mbak yuuuu… coba you tell me kemarin-kemarin. pas itu kebetulan banget i got the right solusi loh. kok just nelepon sekarang sih?”

“duh, sial banget ya mbak yu…”

“yeah right sih. ambil hikmahnya aja. jadi now you sudah move seko kono?”

“sebentar lagi kapan?”

“ah itu mah dudu in a little bit. three months untuk situasi kayak that sih..”

“hhhh, yo bener juga sih. angel nggolek new place sing right neng ati ya…”

“ho’oh, ho’oh…”

“halo? halo mbak yu?”

“yo.. i hi’ yhuuu… suaraku kedengaran ndak?”

“halooooo? mbak yuuuuu???”

“lhah, kok malah dipateni!”

.

lah!

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